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Here's a character who's never "PC". BUT, this is just for fun and everyone needs to let their hair down sometimes and just say how you feel.
30 great ways to spell it out!
Sticker Sheets (30 different stickers: 2 5/8" x 1" )
30 different sayings to fit everyday situations and let people know how you think.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
Quoting one is plagiarism. quoting many is research.
I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Nyquil - the sneezy, stuffy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
God must love stupid people - He made so many.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you!
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
MOP and GLOW - floor wax used by the Three Mile Island cleanup crew.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
Procrastinate Now!
I have a degree in Liberal Arts; do you want fries with that?
Hangover - the wrath of grapes.
A journey of a thousand miles starts with a cash advance.
Ham and Eggs - a day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
A picture is worth a thousand words but it uses up three thousand times the memory on your computer.
Failure is not an Option - it comes bundled with the software.
My dog can lick anyone!
Being "over the hill" is better than being under it!
Wrinkled was not one of the things that I wanted to be when I grew up.
Teenagers - God's punishment for enjoying Sex!
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
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